Dad thought he was kissing me good night, but little did he know we would see much more of each other.
This little green thing is full of lies. Just when I think I am getting fed again it does nothing for me except taste like rubber. It usually tricks me for the first 5 minutes but then I realize there is nothing in it and I spit it out.
Now I know what a bean burrito feels like. I can barely breathe in this thing.
I think the shirt says it all.